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Vandlz on vacation.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

Holidays is the time to escape the city… and run for your fucken life.

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Game over.

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Spirulina. It tastes even worse then it looks, if you don’t know about it ask someone from New Zealand… Apparently it’s lizard Jizz.

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surf’s up yo.

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Happy holidayz.

Happy New Year!

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

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Holiday cheer and beer.

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Boxing day sales in the city people! A level red chump alert has been declared as the outer suburbs pump an army of people into the metro area to take advantage of the low low prices.

In an act of anthropological regression this influx of the outer suburbs has stirred up a living example of “the history of fashion wakness” from the past 5 years. Nothing but flouro triangles, numbers on the back of polo and chain yardages as far as the eye can see.

The biggest feature of today? The return to the streets of the long forgotten “&” t-shirts. I dig the original idea of this t-shirt, but the simplicity of the concept has led a flood of piss poor imitations, designers merely had to reach into he bowels of mediocrity, pull out a steaming heap of some popular culture and viola, instant chump T.

So I gots to thinking, here are some uses for the “&” T that I’d like to see.
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too soon? nah.

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Hey, at least i stopped short at Mengela
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the flight insurance edition

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highlights from the Achaemenid dynasty

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& a Nice Produce night out.

Is she thinking about paperwork?

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

From the CBD.

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So do l need a permit before or after l go out bombing?

Is this before or after l get famous and or collectable?

Can l get some sort of ongoing permit?

Can l do this online?

l’m confused.

SWEATY CAMO CHRISTMAS BALLS

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

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seen here

Untitled, Collingwood 2007.

Monday, December 17th, 2007

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 P.O.A

Slenderize exactly where you want.

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Wonderlust X Nice Sauna Hot Pants dropping soon.
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Sourced over at ffffound.

It’s still in beta but it’s one of the better bookmarkers i’ve come across for design / time wasting.

Just another day in the studio.

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

There comes a time in every artist’s life when you get asked the question…

Any chance you can paint on a nude girl for a photoshoot?

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More on the Everfresh blog.

Happy Bornday Alex

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Everyone, make sure you drop him a line and give this man a pat on the back.

One of the hardest working people in the game. Always busting my balls, but doing a damn fine job with NiceProduce, constantly on the phone, on email, on MSN, always scheming, planning, designing, supporting and promoting.  A true love for Melbourne and it’s bohemians, artists, and labels,  and one to always push new direction, make change and have fun. Not a bad designer, either. 😉

Now, let’s get shitfaced and laugh our asses off. Have a mad birthday kiddo.

This is Melbourne… Wow!

Monday, November 26th, 2007

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Please. Enjoy our wonder city district.

Wonderlust

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